catch it
CUNA CUMMIN' FOR YA
Tacos rain. The chasers rain with them. You have one pair of lips and three lives — CUNA cummin' for ya 💦
CUNA CUMMIN' FOR YA is a catching game. A pair of lips sits at the bottom of the board and things fall from the top. Catch the tacos to score; the big taco is worth more. Catching one of the four chasers costs a life, and three lost lives end the run. Everything falls faster and the chasers get commoner the longer you last. On a phone, tap or hold the cross or the stick in either gutter, or swipe the board; left and right slide the lips, up and down plant them. On a keyboard, hold the left and right arrows or A and D. P pauses, M toggles sound, and Space starts or restarts. It is a toy and it awards nothing but calories, which are not real.
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HOW IT GOES
Hold left or right. P pauses. M is the sound. Space starts.
It's a toy. It keeps score in calories, which are not withdrawable, transferable, tradeable or real. Playing it earns you nothing, and neither does reading this sentence. Nothing here is advice.