gonna eat that chart
TONGUE RUSH
The chart is the maze. You're the tongue. Eat every taco on it before the exit liquidity catches you.
TONGUE RUSH is a maze game. You steer a pair of lips with its tongue out around a maze built out of candlesticks, eating every taco while four chasers hunt you. On a phone, drag the on-screen stick; press the empty gutter on the other side and the stick moves there. On a keyboard, use the arrow keys or W A S D. P pauses, M toggles sound, and Space starts or restarts. It is a toy and it awards nothing but calories, which are not real.
THE PLATE
THE EXIT LIQUIDITY
- JEET
Comes straight at you and never stops. The emptier the book gets, the faster he sells.
- RUGGY
Aims four tiles ahead of you. He isn't chasing you, he's already there.
- FUDD
Works out where you'll be, then doubles it. Nobody knows where he's going, including him.
- PAPER
Chases you until you're close, then bottles it and runs home. Folds every single time.
Arrows or WASD. P pauses. M is the sound. Space starts.
Who's chasing you
- JEET
Comes straight at you and never stops. The emptier the book gets, the faster he sells.
- RUGGY
Aims four tiles ahead of you. He isn't chasing you, he's already there.
- FUDD
Works out where you'll be, then doubles it. Nobody knows where he's going, including him.
- PAPER
Chases you until you're close, then bottles it and runs home. Folds every single time.
It's a toy. It keeps score in calories, which are not withdrawable, transferable, tradeable or real. Playing it earns you nothing, and neither does reading this sentence. Nothing here is advice.